Sunday, April 8, 2007

very naughty

Q: My Wife is a Nurse, every time we make love she insists on wearing rubber gloves. Should I bath more?
-signed, is Once a Week Not Enough

A: The best way to have intimacy is for both people to wear numerous layers of clothes, cover their exposed parts in anti-bacterial sanitizer and sit at opposite ends of the couch and have stilted conversation. This is how we lear1ned it in my day, and that's should be good enough for you. Twice a year at least!
-DR. Sadie


No comments: