Sunday, April 8, 2007

how I stay so sexy

Q: Q: How to you stay so sexy? It that what done in Mort?

-Al in Ky

A: Al, thank you for the insightful question. The world needs more men like you. How do I stay so sexy? Yelling at idiots. It gets the poisons out of my body, which in turn keeps my skin smooth and my hair rich and luscious. Try it sometime. Just find an idiot (like Rudy, or anyone like him), begin lambasting them, and see how alluring you suddenly become. Also I exercise and use a lot of moisturizer.
-DR. Sadie


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