Tuesday, April 24, 2007

shedding monkeys

Q: Sadie being the lady of top notch knowledge and experience, how can I get a certain monkey to stop leaving his peales all around the house and in the car, just about everywhere???
-John

A: John, are you sure your name is John? Are you sure this isn't Rudy? The answer is easy. Stop feeding the monkey bananas. Monkeys are primates and that means they crave the same thing as the rest of us -- Taco Bell. Get him a Burrito Surpreme. But take the wrapper off first. Nutrition First!
-DR. Sadie


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