Dr. Sadie,
Your fame for giving great advice has reached far from the Earth, and now we wish for an opinion from you. How do you feel about Rudy Park starting his own talk show? In our opinion, we feel that if Rudy even thinks he can get away with creating his own talk show, he'd be better off in outer space...even more than us!!!
- The King Martian and his Green Men from Mars PS - We think your talk show rocks!!!
A: Dear Martians, let me first respond in your native language: #(*^*&# 2#^*^&@^*. Oh wait, that's just one long curse word in English. Never mind. What I mean to say is this: my talk show will rule the known universe, and beyond. Rudy will never get his show off the ground because he has no attention span or discipline and he smells like composte. He stinks so bad you can smell him over the airwaves. The FCC should fine his armpits! Wait, what was the question?
-DR. Sadie
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