Q: Dear Sadie,As an assignment, I'm trying to track down the very first person who saw a big white thing come out of a chicken's rear and thought, "hmmm, I think I'd like to eat that."Can you help?
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A: Dear RPB: Holy Crap - How dare you ask a question like that? This is a public radio show. Also, that's what the person probably said, "Holy Crap." Not, "I think I'd like to eat that." I'm not even sure how to begin answering such a question. Though I'd begin by looking for someone who appears to be constantly brushing his or her teeth. Now be on your way, sicko!
-DR. Sadie
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