Q: Dear Sadie,
should I get married?

-Mark

A: Dear Mark, in order to answer your question, some people would want to know about your prospective bride: what's she's like, how you feel about her, how you guys get along. These people are wimps! I can tell you without certainty that you should not get married. No way. Or, alternatively, you should get married. I feel strongly about this. I hope you find my advice useful and please give your prospective wife my warm regards, or tell her I said to get lost. Either way.
-DR. Sadie