Tuesday, April 17, 2007

acting like a kid?

Q: Dear Sadie,
I’m a 35 year-old struggling actor trying to make my big break. Should I get a job and move out of my parents basement and act part-time, or should I stay in their basement where I can afford to try to act full-time?

-Still Hoping, Burbank, California

A: This depends. You should stay in the basement and act full time if the role you're taking on is that of a free loading son. Get out in the world, get hungry, get lean, get mean, then get the one thing needed by all successeful actors: surgical enhancements. But you can't do that at home because you'll never earn enough dough, plus, they probably don't allow surgery in the basement.
-DR. Sadie


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