Friday, April 27, 2007

itchy and nookie

Q:
Dear Sadie

Your’re hot! What tips can you give to my wife to keep her youthful tone?

-Itchy

A: Itchy, you have excellent taste in women. My advice to your wife would be to run from you every time you try to cuddle with her. This will give her excellent fitness, keep her weight down, and, because you'll have trouble getting the nookie you naughty men so badly want, she'll continue to look ever more desirable. Good luck, itchy!
-DR. Sadie


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