Q: dear sadie, my car has been acting up. should i just fix the one i have or get a new one?
-Joe
A: Joe, do I look like Click or Clack? It is not a lady's place to answer car questions. Please write me back with baking questions, which I also will refuse to answer on the grounds they are sexist. Generally speaking: fix your car. Buying new stuff is what status-conscious people do. Or buy a new one, but only one that is unattractive so as to reinforce your lack of interest in being hip. Are Pinto's still on the market?
-DR. Sadie
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