Tuesday, April 17, 2007

a mouthful of wisdom (the global conspiracy)

Q: Dear Rudy.Who really runs this country?
-Craig Cobb

A: Craig
I'm not sure why you've addressed this note to Rudy, since it is my advice column. But I'll answer anyway because you've asked an important question. This country is run by Coca Cola. In a partnership with Pepsi and the nation's dentists. And don't think you can do anything about it; just buy your sodas and lemonades and bottled sports drinks, get your cavities and try not to make a big stink that could bring trouble on you and your family.
-DR. Sadie



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