Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Invaders seeking sugar

Q: Dear Sadie,

How long until USA invade us, as we have plenty of ethanol and biodiesel?

-Jean, 32, Brazil

A: Jean, as you know, America is currently methodically going down a list of all the nation's country's and invading them. I thought we'd already gotten through the "B's" so I just assumed we'd already invaded Brazil. I'm sure it will be soon. Please bake us some cookies so our soldiers can have a snack when they arrive. Also, can you pack up the ethanol and biodiesel so we can carry it with us when we go? Thanks for the help.
-DR. Sadie


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