Q: Dear Sadie,I would like to make a female friend but have found the all the girls at my university are witless classless skanks. What alternatives do I have?
-Justin
A: Hey, I can think of a good way to attract women: call them skanks! (please note the extremely sarcastic tone). First, clean up your trashy mouth. That's no way to talk under any circumstances. Second, act like the kind of person you want to attract. Third, buy a t-shirt with my picture on it (you can do so on this very site). If women don't find you attractive at that point, well, frankly, they are classless skanks.
-DR. Sadie
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