Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sarcasm Chasm

Q: Dear Sadie,
Do you EVER have any nice and polite responses for your listeners?
Regards,

-Tired of Listening to Your Saracasm

A: Dear TLYS, thank you for raising this important question and feeling comfortable sharing your feelings. Too often, readers and listeners are afraid to criticize me, raise uncomfortable issues, or reveal to the world their tender sensibilities, especially knowing their wives or girlfriends might find out that they are deeply sensitive and often like to have a nice cry. I want to assure you that I will henceforth be sincere and nice and cut out all that sarcasm and meanness that is too much for a tender soul like you to handle. Is that better?

-DR. Sadie


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