Advice for old people with rashes

Q: Dear Dr. Cohen:

Why is it that whenever anything crappy happens to me, the so-called "experts" say, It's what happens to men over fifty.

Wether it's a rash, gas or I mess myself, it's what happens to men over fifty. It doesn't help. There's no cure for "Man Over Fifty".

Have a Nice Friggin' Day,

-Olderguy Geezerman

A: Dear Olderguy, there's only one kind of person who would send such a dumb question. A Man over Fifty.
-A fine and rashless lady over 80