Q: Dear Dr.Sadie, I recently lost my job and I was wondering if you have any tips on hot job trends for 2008?
-Cris
A: Cris, this is an appropriate question. We are spiralling into a recession, and many of my listeners could find themselves jobless. What should you do? There is a job opening, and, if you're one of my followers, you're qualified: you should run for president. You won't win. You'll be crushed by John McCain (a hunk of a man and the bravest soul ever to wear pants). But just running should get you through until November. And, if for some reason the stud McCain should drop out of the race to marry me, and you wind up as President, please send Rudy to Guantanamo Bay.
-DR. Sadie
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